An odd menagerie of links that will titilate and terrify. Or not.

Art Bell
Yes, I'm a conspiracy loon with Freemasons under my bed.

Captain's Quarters
And I'm also a neo-con with heavy libertarian tendencies. Or a libertarian that votes Republican. Or something. Here's my favorite conservative blog.

Dachshunds
My teutoniphilia is further evidenced by Frank & Fudge, our two wonderful weiner dogs.

Engrish.com
Do the Japanese butcher English because it's mainly an analytic language and Japanese is a synthetic language with agglutinations? Hell if I know.

In Praise of Laudanum
A conservo/libertarian defense of Limbaugh's OxyContin addiction. Dovetails nicely with my nightly 3-5 pints of Four Peaks Kiltlifter Scottish Ale.

Iron Maiden
Yeah, I used to have a mullet.

Mark Ryden
Best. Artist. Ever.

Modern Drunkard
I love beer.

Real Beer
Seriously, I love beer. News, articles, and timely commentary on the alcoholic beverage that more than likely sparked civilization (what would cause hunter/gatherers to finally settle down and plant barley? Yep -- beer!).

Rush
Not only did the Canadian's give the world hockey and Canadian bacon, they also birthed the greatest rock band of all time.

The Four Temperaments
I'm a Rational NT (like Einstein), which is found in less than 5% of the population. Which doesn't explain my nose picking habit.

The Onion
HOLY SHIT - Man Walks On Fucking Moon!

Unskilled and Unaware of It
This is the reason why those horribly tone deaf goofballs from American Idol don't realize they suck.

Worst Album Covers Ever
Don't know what they were thinking.