born: May 20, 1969
place of birth: Washington, PA
residence: Scottsdale, AZ

I slipped past the vaginal curtains in May 1969.

Didn't play sports in school. Dropped out of the Cub Scouts after the first meeting. The only thing I enjoyed was reading.

I married my highschool sweetheart on October 5, 1991. She's remarkably tolerant of my bouts of hebephrenia.

I'm a brewer and mead maker, winning awards in state competitions. My latest medal-winner was a German Rauchbier, grabbing the gold medal for the category and placing second overall in the best-of-show round.

My new passion is writing. Excerpts of my writing can be found in the Omnibus section.